I'm offering you my grandmother, she's great!! She loves to clean, cook and wash clothes, definitely a work horse. I promise you that you will never have a dirty place or be lonely. She is a great self-esteem builder, she'll pinch your cheeks and say "who's the most handsomest boy in town" and if that doesn't make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, what will? This is an ideal situation if you're single. I do have to warn you though, lock your bedroom door if you're getting ready to have an intimate evening with that special someone, grandma loves to "just walk in" and ask if you want some warm milk and cookies..ahhhhh got to love Grandma. Yes she's full of surprises. As you can see in the picture, she's a spark plug full of energy and spunk! She is very loving and caring. She comes with a week supply of food and a bag of clothes. I'll even throw in the Wii so you all can have some quality "get to know you" time. Don't fall for the "I'm old and I'm not very good" trick she loves to pull that one out of her ass all the time. This will comeback and bite you. (Believe me)I will make sure I will give you all the details with grandma, since she IS a sly one!!
THIS IS THE BONUS:::On occasion she will make her own beer in the bathtub, like she use to do during the prohibition years. It's not the best beer but it will get you drunk for cheap.(its great if ya trying to score with some big women who drink alot)Just make sure she cleans the bathtub before hand, nobody likes pubes in their beer. I guess after a few beers it doesn't matter,ya normally end up with pubes in your mouth anyways, right? That's a different story though....back to grandma.
What more could you ask for? She's a grandma, a workhorse,a confidence builder, a friend, and most of all a automatic clothes washer...she loves to fold socks and hang clothes. Never met anyone else who even remotely likes it to any degree. She just considers matching socks like the game Memory. There's a game I love to play with her (but only I knew that we were playing)the game was I would "accidently" lose one of my socks on just to see how frustrated she gets.. She's a firecracker I tell ya!!
I hate to see her go, but I just bought a new house and I just don't have ummmmmmmmm room, yeah.. it's room I don't have for her. I need her gone A.S.A.P
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